So, apparently kicking your sister in the vagina is a thing. 

I’m an only child and honestly, I had no idea the extremities of sibling warfare. Yes, my ex-husband had masses of siblings, all of which injured one another in various ways over the years:

Tripping down the stairs;

breaking little toes on the stairs;

dangling each other over the stairs… Anyone else fancy moving into a bungalow?! 

I was still horrified though when my own little angel did this to her equally angelic sister, then ran off pissing herself laughing while the other screamed that she was a stupid head, followed by the inevitable (‘Mummy!’) Severe punishments were meted out and I sought help from friends who had sisters… 

They laughed at me.

Then regaled me with stories about the times they’d booted their sisters in the fanny, cracked the other one over a head with a brick, tripped the other one down the stairs and sent them to the hospital…either sisterly violence is completely normal or I know some very tapped people.

I was relieved to discover that this kind of behaviour is normal and rarely absent from the lives of siblings. If I had any affiliations on here, I’d send you either in the direction of bubble wrap or weapons depending on the levels of violence displayed by your little angels.

So what do you think? Normal developmental behaviour, or complete overkill aggression? Leave a comment.